warispeace:

Hope I don’t sound like this when I rant about history while intoxicated.

You do.

Classic Tom Green. I think I’ll watch Freddy Got Fingered soon.

preludetoadream:

xD

WOMAAAAANNNNNN.

I just watched this and it is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I highly recommend torrenting purchasing/renting this.

Happy Tweetsgiving from the Tonight Show Twitter Tracker!

I’m glad he can admit he was wrong and joke it off. What an awesome episode.

Awesome illustrations based on Craigslist’s “Missed Connections” section. I wish I thought of it. Click for more.

The Timeless Wisdom of Larry David. (via)

There are only 2 ways to hurt your neck. A car accident, and cunnilingus.